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| The most evil man and woman in the northern hemisphere? |
To most of us they are the favourite aunt and uncle; the darlings of daytime television who have entertained and informed us for decades.
But for some time there have been whisperings of darker goings-on taking place behind the scenes.
Look closer, they say, and you may see the faint blood stains on Madeley's otherwise perfect silk suits. Look closer still and you may even see the series of scars, both old and new, tracing elaborate patterns across Finnigan's knuckles.
Now, in a world exclusive The Holy Book of Robocop has been able to confirm the veracity of these rumours.
Going undercover as a goon in Madeley's private army we have witnessed close-up the threats and the death squads. Over the course of a terrifying few months we have documented for the first time Madeley's legion of dead hookers and Finnigan's regular participation in underground cage fights.
It seems that for two decades, while directly under the noses of the British public Richard and Judy have used their power and influence to establish a ruthless criminal empire.
Away from the camera glare, and in a perverse mockery of their public façade they have left a trail of smashed faces, dead witnesses and fondled backsides.
Perhaps most shockingly of all, it has taken almost a quarter of a century for the truth to finally emerge.
During that time any journalists who have gone looking for the facts have mysteriously disappeared, presumably dragged into a dark alleyway and beaten to death by a freakishly strong, steroid-fuelled Finnigan.
What every commentator seems to agree upon is that the pair make a perfect team.
The vain and calculating Madeley, together with the psychotically violent Finnigan have been able to shoot and stab their way to the top of the criminal food chain. With his sadistic sense of cunning and her animal brutality they have toppled small governments and moving mountains of cocaine across the Atlantic.
With many of these crimes still fresh in mind it is only now, with our publication of the facts, that the fightback can truly begin.
Look closer, they say, and you may see the faint blood stains on Madeley's otherwise perfect silk suits. Look closer still and you may even see the series of scars, both old and new, tracing elaborate patterns across Finnigan's knuckles.
Now, in a world exclusive The Holy Book of Robocop has been able to confirm the veracity of these rumours.
Going undercover as a goon in Madeley's private army we have witnessed close-up the threats and the death squads. Over the course of a terrifying few months we have documented for the first time Madeley's legion of dead hookers and Finnigan's regular participation in underground cage fights.
It seems that for two decades, while directly under the noses of the British public Richard and Judy have used their power and influence to establish a ruthless criminal empire.
Away from the camera glare, and in a perverse mockery of their public façade they have left a trail of smashed faces, dead witnesses and fondled backsides.
Perhaps most shockingly of all, it has taken almost a quarter of a century for the truth to finally emerge.
During that time any journalists who have gone looking for the facts have mysteriously disappeared, presumably dragged into a dark alleyway and beaten to death by a freakishly strong, steroid-fuelled Finnigan.
What every commentator seems to agree upon is that the pair make a perfect team.
The vain and calculating Madeley, together with the psychotically violent Finnigan have been able to shoot and stab their way to the top of the criminal food chain. With his sadistic sense of cunning and her animal brutality they have toppled small governments and moving mountains of cocaine across the Atlantic.
With many of these crimes still fresh in mind it is only now, with our publication of the facts, that the fightback can truly begin.
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